View Full Version : Show me some schwag
Slammerofkooter
10-21-2010, 04:02 AM
Well being the new smoker that i am i have quickly gained a bit of an eye for extremely high quality bud from Pics from users here and on this websites main reviews page, aswell as sites such as nugporn.
So i defiantly can look at a good bud and know its good.
So that got me thinking. Do you guys have some schwag pics?
We can make this thread the exact opposite of what you would normally see. I want to see pics of the most fucked up weed you have ever seen. i want to tear up when i see these schwag pics. I want to call the police and ask for help cause some weed just got raped.
So yes in short. Show me the worst looking weed pics you have ever seen. Then i will gain an eye for the good stuff, and the schwag. and it could be alota fun too, making people kring is always good.
seeings how its almost Halloween it will be the perfect thread to scare the crap outa people.
this is a good idea for a topic. if i come across some crap ill grab a bit and post some pics :)
lots of ugly outdoor going around right now. bad enough its going for 80$/oz...
Grasstronaut
10-21-2010, 11:13 AM
didnt kno you guys even had schwag up north. schwag is always around where I live. majority of smokers either dunno what fire is or just cant afford it or dunno the right people. and the schwag is nasty brown and dark green unflushed seedy bud with almost no thc its fucking disgusting. makes me wanna bitchslap the grower.
tanders
10-21-2010, 12:45 PM
i used to get purple shwag, it was my favorite because people assumed it was crazy bud, when in all reality it was just really dry purply shwag
The definition of what shwag truly is ranges from area to area depending on how good the stuff you can get is, if your area is over saturated with dank product sometimes even stuff that would be looked at as quality herb to the less fortunate could be shwag to you
H1JACK3R
10-21-2010, 04:13 PM
I know schwag just means shitty bud, but whenever I hear the word I think: Mexico.
I would but honestly its not worth my time! lol
Its not fun posting pics anymore, takes too long. Man I just smoked OG kush in bricked form. Dark buds!
Slammerofkooter
10-22-2010, 06:00 AM
So is smoking weed that has been pressed into bricks generally considered a bad thing and only representative to bad weed? or can good weed come from being bricked.
Honestly living in northern cali like i do and seeing all the amazing bud the mmj community has to offer i don't think i have ever smoked schwag, I started smoking not to long ago and honestly just kinda dove into the whole medical treatment side of smoking. So bad bud is defiantly something alien to me. Personally i never plan to get any bad bud because i plan on purchasing all my weed from dispensaries or getting it from fellow mmj patients. Not that i would be immune to bad weed from dispensaries or anything. but i figure my chances of getting it from legit mmj sources will be alot lower.
But for fun i did a google search and found some interesting pics of schwag apparently. anyone got any more pics?
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/3328/bricks.th.jpg (http://img824.imageshack.us/i/bricks.jpg/)
http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5913/dsc00843fl3.th.jpg (http://img828.imageshack.us/i/dsc00843fl3.jpg/)
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/910/schwag.th.jpg (http://img836.imageshack.us/i/schwag.jpg/)
Im new to this whole thing. but the weed in the middle pic does not look to bad at all. why is that considered schwag?
Drums
10-22-2010, 08:16 AM
You can't tell by those pics whether that is "schwag" or not. I'd guess that brick-weed has a greater chance of being schwag because it means it was smuggled, but that doesn't mean that's always the case. The 2nd pic actually looks good.
Mare Ahh Won Ahh
10-22-2010, 10:08 AM
Yeah that 2nd pic looks good, just a bit leafy. Def not schwag though.
Im gunna try to find it but theres already a REALLY REALLY GOOD Schwag Thread on another website, has some really cool pictures of schwag from around the world.
Its called The History of Schwag or something.
Slammerofkooter
10-22-2010, 11:18 AM
Yeah that 2nd pic looks good, just a bit leafy. Def not schwag though.
Im gunna try to find it but theres already a REALLY REALLY GOOD Schwag Thread on another website, has some really cool pictures of schwag from around the world.
Its called The History of Schwag or something.
That would make for some fun reading.
So is smoking weed that has been pressed into bricks generally considered a bad thing and only representative to bad weed? or can good weed come from being bricked.
In brick form they carry larger quantities to smuggle it here, I don't know where it comes from but not around these parts. I'm loving this stuff right now, it has the potential being $20\g instead of $15\g if it wasn't bricked.
some guy
10-22-2010, 03:59 PM
Only that first pic is schwag. The bottom looks like regs more than schwag. Hell, technically the first pic is brick, not schwag. Some brick can be decent for how it's been handled.
LeftHandLead
10-24-2010, 06:05 PM
THIS is bottom or the barrel here bro..... Gets no worse.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0305.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0302.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0304.jpg
Only good for making ISO hash with... I wouldn't wish smoking that trash on my worst enemy.
some guy
10-24-2010, 09:53 PM
OK. Now THAT is shwag. No doubt. lol.
Oh god, stems everywhere!
http://iloveweed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hightimes.jpg
Wow! around 40 yrs weed gotten 100x better imagine 40yrs from now mhmmmm
H1JACK3R
10-26-2010, 07:17 AM
I knew someone from TX would show up with the schwag for us!
Probably paid 40 bucks for that whole jar
tanders
10-26-2010, 10:41 AM
Oh god, stems everywhere!
http://iloveweed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hightimes.jpg
Wow! around 40 yrs weed gotten 100x better imagine 40yrs from now mhmmmm
EW! Wow, people really didn't know what a finished bud looked like
LeftHandLead
10-26-2010, 11:47 PM
I knew someone from TX would show up with the schwag for us!
Probably paid 40 bucks for that whole jar
You sir are spot on lol.
This is what happened to the schwag..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0307.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0314.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0318.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0327.jpg
Only thing that BS ass ish is good for.
tanders
10-27-2010, 12:32 AM
to be honest with you in my opinion skeevy bud makes for skeevy concentrate. Shwag is shwag, the concentrate isn't going to taste or smell nice or even be that potent for that matter. I only use the shake from exotics to make smokable oils.
If I'm doing any sort of extraction with shwag or stems I usually like to do a low-heat extraction with cooking oils and make edibles
just because you can't come across good pre-made ISO, or don't have access to good excess trim like is usually used and called for doesn't mean you should just turn to the cheapest alternative for large amount for the soul purpose of extracting, you probably could have used about half as much product of stuff that's high quality and gotten a yield easily bigger than that by there being more THC to extract. If there's only like 2-3% THC in that bud (really doesn't seem like an over exaggeration with that shit) there's not a whole lot to extract as compared to something that could be in the range of 10-15% maybe even more if you've got some real fire
wheezer
10-27-2010, 06:47 AM
17991798Alot of Mexican weed is not schwag at all, it becomes schwag when it's handled so badly. Most Mexican weed(the strains themselves) if grown and handled properly are pretty good, but any weed that is smashed together without a proper trimming and proper curing quickly becomes schwaggy. I have some schwag that I grew from some cheap seeds......there is alot of schwaggy genetics being sold on line for sure, and this is some of it....Blueberry is what it is supposed to be, but it's schwaaaaaag.
Afghan, this is suppose to be good not the best. Why am I posting this? Look at the picture, I'm not smoking this at all!
Fly wing thats out, I broke in the buds to look for the body and other shit but I can't find it. Could of laid eggs too...who knows.
flowayne
10-27-2010, 04:39 PM
Sago...flowayne from the other forum...couldnt resist checkin this forum out since it was in your other sig, haha.
That looks pretty fucked up, and im sure they will replace it...but its pretty random and could have happened at any time...during grow, clip, anwhere...could have landed in there from a light.
I wouldnt worry about it, and i would prob even smoke it, lol, but it is pretty fucked up.
let me know how it goes tryin to get some sort of comp..
Haha okay, well it landed at a right position where a fly could of went in. It probably ate its way out through the other side with only one wing, panicked and laid eggs while at it. WHO KNOWS! LOL
I'll just smoke the other buds, your probably right. I'll smoke other nugs without any gaps but why did it have to go inside the biggiest nug? BAHAHA
Muter
10-27-2010, 05:10 PM
LOL holy fuck. how could they not have noticed that? i would smoke it, wing included;)
TasK211
10-27-2010, 06:02 PM
THIS is bottom or the barrel here bro..... Gets no worse.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0305.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0302.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/SkinnyHussein/IMAG0304.jpg
Only good for making ISO hash with... I wouldn't wish smoking that trash on my worst enemy.
WTF!!! havnt seen that in a MIN. and no cuz its been a min since i been to MEXICO.....
some guy
10-27-2010, 11:44 PM
The price is low enough to make me forgive something like that. 150 an oz. for that Afghani. Insane quality to price ratio overall with these outdoor buds.
LeftHandLead
10-28-2010, 12:13 AM
to be honest with you in my opinion skeevy bud makes for skeevy concentrate. Shwag is shwag, the concentrate isn't going to taste or smell nice or even be that potent for that matter. I only use the shake from exotics to make smokable oils.
If I'm doing any sort of extraction with shwag or stems I usually like to do a low-heat extraction with cooking oils and make edibles
just because you can't come across good pre-made ISO, or don't have access to good excess trim like is usually used and called for doesn't mean you should just turn to the cheapest alternative for large amount for the soul purpose of extracting, you probably could have used about half as much product of stuff that's high quality and gotten a yield easily bigger than that by there being more THC to extract. If there's only like 2-3% THC in that bud (really doesn't seem like an over exaggeration with that shit) there's not a whole lot to extract as compared to something that could be in the range of 10-15% maybe even more if you've got some real fire
I'll put it like this... If I would have smoked that reggie, nothing would have happened... I puff that ISO made from that reggie and my top gets spun.. So I gotta disagree with you chief. You are correct about the yield and quality, but reggie ISO gets you blazed too. Don't taste or smell as good as exotic ISO, but it most def does the job.
Just cause I'm in Austin doesn't mean I'm not touching quality, I just rather smoke that and ISO any reggie I happen to come across... That is all.
bpr288
11-05-2010, 10:58 PM
oh..this is totally my thread. i know allll about the schwag world, unfortunately. its really the only thing thats available in my part of town. i mean you can get lucky and spend $20 for a g of the texas version of chronic, but you really have to know a lot of people to get anywhere near that. you ALL should count yourselves very lucky.
tanders
11-05-2010, 11:18 PM
I've been down your road man, I only got the hookups I had by going out and finding them myself. The best people you'll ever meet will only speak in person, so go out and be social.
As far as the ISO with shwag goes, I understand that the concentrates are still good to get you high, it's just that when you concentrate low quality product there are still other chemicals that come into play when effecting overall quality. I make concentrate with stems and with half burned ash(the bottom hit or two out of a bowl that tastes really gross) , the amber glass I took a picture of hits REALLY hard, it's just funny tasting because I used such weird product. If you use some fine herb I.E GDP, it's gonna taste like sweet grape candy and hit like a mac truck
TasK211
11-05-2010, 11:54 PM
oh..this is totally my thread. i know allll about the schwag world, unfortunately. its really the only thing thats available in my part of town. i mean you can get lucky and spend $20 for a g of the texas version of chronic, but you really have to know a lot of people to get anywhere near that. you ALL should count yourselves very lucky.
Im VERY LUCKY!! but there must be a balance.."SHOW ME THE SWAG"
Slammerofkooter
11-06-2010, 12:53 AM
Thanks for the swag pics guys. i flinched on the one with a fly wing in it. Keep em coming they are something else.
I will tell you this.. thank god i live in norther California because the thought of smoking some Mexican dirt weed really makes me ill.
So far out of all the probably 8 or so strains i have tried.. i like Purple Romulan the most... it hit me really well and felt like a pretty heavy indica.
I can say without a doubt though that my favorites are definitely the indicas that provide a good body high. the pain relief is just amazing.
Nazaroth
11-06-2010, 05:47 AM
Ya I live down south so we see crap like that all the time roll through. The only thing it is even good for in my book is making some "alright" edibles. That way you can strip whatever tiny bit of THC is present and throw the rest of the crap away. The worst thing is I have heard of some people, in the more ghetto parts of town, putting schwag in with an orange peel or two for a few days, sprinkle some water on it and fluff it then BAM they sell it as dro. I pitty the fools that can't tell the difference...
H1JACK3R
11-10-2010, 03:06 PM
I've heard of people putting in citrus rind, but I thought it was to remoisturize the bud?
bpr288
11-14-2010, 04:06 PM
just got back from houston and grabbed a few crappy pics of some schwag. blackberry bolds have horrid cameras so my apologies
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j32/cameraman288/IMG00007-20101113-2137.jpg
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j32/cameraman288/IMG00004-20101007-2016.jpg
Tebin
11-15-2010, 05:44 AM
17991798
Weezer I've seen your home grows all over Marijuana-reviews.com so I know you know what you're doing,but if this is schwag then what is the shit that I've been forced to smoke? I mean that stuff looks better than most chronic that comes my way now days.
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